Web Propaganda Perpetrator: Dan Scherer
Head Librarian and Keeper of Arcane Trail Knowledge: Don 'One-Boot' Mollick
VP of Geo-Caching: Dan Scherer
Chairman for Lung Pyrotechnics: Mark Scherer
Director of Youth Activities: Suji Chen
Youth: Tara Chen
Chairman for baby tranportation: Dan Scherer
Distant-Associate for baby Transportation: Mark Scherer
VP of Swimming Activities: Suji Chen
Minister of Security: 2nd Lt Laura Nealon
Minister of flat batteries: John Burns
Keeper of Obscene Hours: Gretchen Braham
Foreign Affairs Correspondant and Chiropractic Alignment Supervisor: Damon Palakis
Chairman for Persistant Excuses (for not showing up): The list just goes on and on.....